There once lived a boy by the sea
Who never knew anything but greed
His life would be long and sad
And he always made everyone mad.
He never did anything great with his power.
He wanted only women to deflower.
So when he grew up to be thirty,
his mind was nothing but dirty.
He managed to make all of his money
in ways that were tricky and cunning.
He pictured himself a grand man.
He even went on to rule a great land
The boy who loved everything shiny,
grew up to be quite a bit whiny.
And now as a powerful ruler
he only learned to be much ruder.
For he never loved anything else.
He only knew how to love himself.